So I'm sure you have heard by now that Ray Lewis has come back to the Ravens, signing a 3 year deal to more-than-likely retire a Raven.

This make the Ravens and a lot of their fans happy. But let's be honest, this contract didn't happen without a little bit of drama.

On Friday, NFL Network's Adam Schefter reported that Lewis allegedly said he would rather retire than come back to the Ravens. This infuriated a lot of fans (myself included) once word got out. Why bite the hand that fed you? At that point, he didn't receive any other offer from other teams, as he expected. Eventually, he picked his face up from the ground and said he never said such things, and that he would consider coming back (pretty convenient once he realized he wasn't as hot a commodity as he thought).

For the most part, all is forgotten now that Ray is back. But I got the exclusive on what really went down between Ray and the organization. To entertain you better, I've added some extras to liven up what happened

3/27, 12:00am
Ray- WHAT TIME IS IT?!

Agent- PAY TIME!!!

Ray- I'm free! I'm FREE!!!!! I'm so blessed, God has freed me! Finally!

Agent- Man, you are about to get paid!!!!! You're gonna make it rain!! It's gonna be


You're freakin' Ray Lewis, who wouldn't want you on their team?!

Ray-




12:30am

Agent- Don't worry, we have so much time. They'll be calling soon. I guarantee it. You're freakin' Ray Lewis

Ray- Oh I know, I'm the best MLB ever! I'm inhuman!


I can changes teams. Who wouldn't want me??



8:30am
Ray-
Hey, did JJ call yet?? Anybody??

Agent- Nope, but give it some time, you're freakin' Ray Lewis!!



12:30pm

Ray- What the hell is going on??? Why isn't your phone ringing?? Albert just got a stupid amount of money. Hell, so did DeAngelo and he can't ball like me. And how did old a&% Brian Dawkins get picked up before me?? I swear, I'll retire before I go back to B-More. $17 mil guaranteed? For what I did for this team?? Who do they think I am? I WANT MY MONEEEEYYYYYY!!!


Agent- JJ must be sleeping, give it some time, you're freakin' Ray Lewis, for crying out loud!!


4:30pm

Agent- Okay, time to do damage control. We need to issue statement to say you never said you didn't think of returning, and that you never said those things to DeMarcus

Ray- So, you want me to lie and deny????

Agent- Basically... yes I do.

Ray-




2/28, afternoon time

Agent-

Look..... I think it's time to throw in th.....

Ray- I'm not throwing in anything. I'm Ray Lewis. You best believe someone is gonna call me. Tell you what, if we don't get a decent offer before Monday, I'll go back to the Ravens. But it won't happen. I'm Ray Lewis



3/2, sometime during the day

Agent- Ray, it's Monday and you said.....

Ray- I know what I said. I'm Ray Lewis!!! Ray remembers everything he said! Gimme til Tuesday. The dust has settled from the first days of free agency. You'll see, they'll be calling!


3/3, 8:59pm

Agent-
Hello... Ozzie?? Ray wants to make sure that offer still stands....uh huh.............. uh huh................ okay... yeah, Ray always wanted to be a Raven anyway. You understand, right?! It's just a business, that's all....okay...... thanks again, for everything

Ray- *sigh* I don't understand.... I'm Ray Lewis. No one wanted me? No one?!! Now I have to go back and kiss Ozzie's a&$ and tell everyone I'm happy to retire a Raven. I shouldn't be looking for Ozzie, Ozzie is supposed to be looking for me... I'm Ray Lewis... Now I have to eat my words... The fans hate me right now.... this sucks!!!!


3/4, 6:07pm

Ray- From beginning to end as a Raven … Wow! My heart is with the Ravens. My heart is with Baltimore and the great fans........

Fans reaction-

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There you have it, the scoop on what REALLY went down with Ray Lewis and his decision to re-sign to Baltimore. But don't tell them you heard it from me!!!

Disclaimer: Don't be mad, it's just COMEDY! Although I was disappointed in the way Ray handles this situation, I'm glad he's back to Baltimore, where he BELONGS!