Nutri System Spokesperson
Since Lawrence Taylor has recently been dropped due to his rape allegations, this would be a perfect job for JaMarcus. The guy tips the scale at nearly 300 lbs. It would be great to see him transform from a fat boy to a decent sized man. NFL GMs may be interested in giving him a second chance if he can commit to it (since he couldn't commit to be an NFL QB)
MNF Guest Commentator
This would only be good during Oakland games. We could watch Russell and former Raiders coach Jon Gruden swap war stories about the dysfunctional organization. Gruden can talk about the real reason why Davis shipped him to Tampa.. Russell can talk about how he robbed the blind and senile....... Oh come on... don't act like you wouldn't be interested in this!
Dancing With The Stars
From Jason Taylor, to Emmitt Smith and even Chad Ocho Cinco... Washed up players and attention whore athletes love to use the popular dancing show to get back into the spotlight. Who wouldn't want to see Russell's practice footage of him being late or a no-show, week in and week out, only to come out and suck during his performance because he wasn't prepared. This has comedy and ratings written all over it. Hell, I'd even vote for him every week, just for the behind-the-scenes footage and the laughs.
Clearly JaMarcus has "interesting" taste in jewelry. The chain around his neck shows how "exotic" his taste in jewelry can get. There are tons of athletes that wait for their first big payday to get that big chain they dreamed about since they were young. Even though I find his chain to be horrendous, I'm sure he could sell his designing skills to some jewelry maker. Think about it: Players walking around with their jersey number around their neck, in nothing but diamonds. All it takes is a good selling point and Russell is the ultimate hustler. Anyone that can get $39 million dollars for only 7 wins is serious!
Professional Shrug Trainer
This is best fitting for his personality. Everytime Russell was shown on the sidelines from being benched, he Kanye shrugged the whole time. He didn't look like he cared or was fazed by it at all. He also did nothing to help get back on the field, like read a playbook, study film or lose weight. The sad thing is, he's really good at it. There are a lot of people that wear their emotions on their sleeves and could learn a lot from his nonchalant attitude. He would be perfect for teaching a , "How Not To Give A Damn 101" class.
Rapper/ "Chunky J"
This would be a perfect job for him, and Chunky J is the perfect name for him. Remember back in the day when there was "Chunky A", Arsenio Hall's alter ego? Well there's no altering about. Dude is HUGE, so the name is a perfect fit. He's already taken the first step to rap stardom with that fugly chain. And with today's music, he won't have to try hard at all, something he's been used to for about 4 years now. All you need is a hot producer and a catchy hook line and you have a hit record. The first song released from his album, "Money To Blow-Remix", featuring Birdman, Lil Wayne and Drake.
I've got 5 things Jamarcus Russell can do with his free time
5) Jamarcus could write a tell all, "How to make $ in the NFL and not play".
4) He could become a celebrity security guard at a department store...they don't do anything but sit around so he'd be one up on the competition.
3) He could be the next best(and biggest) food critic
2) He could volunteer to be the cover guy for the next 5 Madden games so the real players can avoid the curse.
1) Jamarcus could become Deion Sander's assistant so that he could hear how an actual NFL player played the game.