When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong- Sitchoazz Down Edition

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It's that time again. Time to call out the folks that keep it real way more than they should. You know, some folks really amaze me. People continue to do something or say something that leaves you shaking your head. Well today is Call Out Friday. I'm calling out all of the people that need to sit their azzes down!

Adam "Pacman" Jones

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So football was giveth to Adam "Pacman" Jones, and then the football gods taketh away... all in less than a week's time and all because of his big mouth.

Pacman agreed in principle to play for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, a CFL team. But before Pacman could even start his first game, the Blue Bombers reneged on their contract offer. Why? Because dude simply couldn't shut up.

How is that possible, you ask?? Well, Jones decided to go to Ustream and discuss his new team, and his plans for the immediate and near future. He first makes the mistake by calling the CFL, the UFL (United Football League, the new league created in the US, set to debut in October). He then tells his followers, in a nutshell, that he intends to use his new team as a stepping stone to eventually get back into the NFL. Smart.... NOT!!!!!!

So now Pacman is sitting at the unemployment line, all because he couldn't keep his simple thoughts to himself.

This guy will never learn. Pacman is in dire need of a life coach. Someone to help him make smarter decisions in life, because doing it on his own hasn't seemed to work for him since college. And another thing, this Ustream thing is getting out of hand. Chad Ochocinco starts a trend and everyone follows. But Chad has charisma and is usually funny. Pacman is not the brightest bulb in the pack. He's a clown. He needs to sit his azz down!


Michael Crabtree

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This is about as dumb a story as you can find in the NFL right now. Crabtree is the only unsigned draft pick remaining, since Andre Smith finally signed with Cincy (another WKIRGW candidate, but so much to say, so little space). Crabtree is still salty about not getting Darrius Heyward-Bey money, the Maryland WR who was drafted 3 slots before him.

Crabtree thinks he should get DHB money, simply because he's better. Now, I don't think anyone would disagree with that. Crabtree is clearly the better receiver and possibly should have been drafted higher than 10th overall. But 9 other teams who passed on him, so Crabtree needs to get in where he fits in, which is a contract offer that has between $15 mil and $16 mil guaranteed money.

Now listen, before I get the hater chants, let me say I'm all for a player getting their money. But unless Crabtree's family are Billionaires, this is probably the most money that has ever been offered to him. And most agents know, it's not the rookie contract that you worry about, it's the next contract, when a player is in his prime. If Crabtree is the real deal like most of us believe, then he will get his big pay day. But right now he looks greedy and stupid. Can someone tell this guy he has to earn his keep first? Crabtree, sitchoazz down and take that contract.


This TV!

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I found this picture on the Internet, and I must say.... this bothers the hell out of me. The room appears to be a very nice room. Neat, spacious and the decor is beautiful (of course I'm being biased.. no need to tell me so LOL). But ummmm... how in the hell can anyone watch the game on such a little TV? Can you see the game, the player, the scores? Then there's no surround sound, so can you hear the commentators well enough to know what in the hell is going on, since you already can't see it. How would you know which blurb is your team? Blue jerseys looking purple, red jerseys looking orange... If I came to a house to watch that game and that was the screen, you better believe I'm proceeding to the front door to exit.
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This is a damn shame. You need a magnifying glass and bifocals just to see. Not cool. And if you are the person that invites folks over with this TV, then you should be ashamed. This is just mean, and you REALLY need to sitchoazz down!


And Finally................

LeGarrette Blount...... Needs to sit his azz down, time out... a switch.. whatever it is.. this is just WRONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQC4BKi6qwk

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LMAO this is just the laugh I needed. And thank you for making my TV look good! LOL LOL

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