People never cease to amaze me anymore. Just when you think you know some things would NEVER happen... the universe always finds a way to prove you wrong.

"My rookie year, we were playing in San Diego," Bowe says. "You hear stories about groupies hanging out in hotel lobbies, but some of my teammates had it set up so there was a girl in every room. The older guys get on MySpace and Facebook a week before we go to a city; when a pretty one writes back, they arrange to fly her in three or four days in advance. They call it importing.

"Younger guys don't have the money to do it," Bowe added. "Anyway, these girls had the whole top floor. They know everything about us -- first and last names, sisters and brothers, salary. This one girl was talking to me like she'd known me for years. 'Hey, D-Bowe, how's Grandma?' I'm like, 'How do you know my grandma?' She knew that I talk about her every time I'm interviewed for a story.

"I told her I had a girlfriend, but she didn't care. She was wearing my jersey, sitting in my lap, making it look like we knew each other. Then she took a picture and put it on Facebook. That almost got me in trouble."

As most of you NFL lovers heard by now, KC Chiefs RB Larry Johnson has been dismissed of his duties from the organization. I don't think this really comes as a shock to anyone, including Johnson himself.

Just last week, I awarded Johnson with my infamous "Sitcho Azz Down Award", because of his recent mishaps, including talking bad about Chiefs head coach Todd Haley and saying/tweeting gay slurs at people. While the Chiefs did suspend Johnson, they finally felt it was time to cut ties with the troubled star.

Since 2006, he's degraded his own head coach and fans, and had 2 separate charges of disturbing the peace. While most NFL teams will turn a blind eye to such tom foolery if a player produces, Johnson's numbers are on the decline. In 2006, Johnson averaged 137.4 yards from scrimmage, per game. Three seasons later, in 2009, Johnson averages a lousy 62 yards per game.

Pardon me while I refrain from feeling sorry for LJ. While I don't expect players to go out of their way to be role models for children, I do expect them to have respect towards others. From Johnson's off-the-field antics, along with his lackluster performance on the field, it was a no brainer to hand Johnson his walking papers.

This split is best for all parties involved. It allows KC to get rid of the distractions and dead weight on the team, and it allows Johnson to possibly have a fresh start somewhere else. Clearly, he had worn out his welcome in KC. But maybe a new scene will help motivate him to be a better player and even better person. Who knows, maybe his BFF Jay Z will hire him to do some work for Roc-A-Fella now that he is unemployed.

Bye Larry..... It's Been Real!

Okay, now you know I only give out this award when it's needed. This week's winner wasn't hard to pick at all. All I can say is, he's a huge idiot! This week's Sitcho Azz Down Award goes to none other than.....................................




You guessed it. Chiefs RB Larry Johnson


Mr Johnson has gotten himself in a bit of trouble lately. Apparently, he didn't get the memo that gay slurs is NOT hot in the streets, and has since learned the hard way that such words will result in some kind of disciplinary action.

According to the KC Star, after Sunday's loss to the Chargers, Johnson told a bunch of reporters that he wasn't talking until Thursday and to get their "F*ggot ass" out of there.

Johnson then went into a twitter tirade (his twitter name is @ToonIcon, which is a protected page), going hard at Chiefs head coach Todd Haley and said the following things via his timeline:

"My father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches."

"My father played for the coach from "rememeber the titans". Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn."

Oh, but he wasn't done, just yet. He then proceeded to have a tweet war with a person via twitter, telling one person that they had a "f*g pic", among other things.

When I heard it was Larry Johnson behind all of this, I wasn't the least bit shocked. Did we forget about the 2 separate incidents in which he received probation for mushing a woman's head and spitting on another? I used to think he was fine as wine until those incidents happened. I never looked at him the same again.Although Johnson has since apologized for his comments, I think it's nothing more than a PR move and a poor attempt of not getting suspended.

First off, let's discuss the obvious. Johnson will be 30 in about 3 weeks. For a struggling running back, this could not have come at a worse time.

Running backs in the NFL aren't hot commodities, they're disposable. Just a couple of years ago, Johnson was THE player to have on your fantasy team. Now all of a sudden, dude has to fight of a fantasy spot, with a dismal 2.7 yards per carry 7 weeks into the 2009 season. Of all the years to create an issue, this isn't the year. Johnson is slower, doesn't look like he puts in 100% on the field, and on a bad team. All indications that we may have seen the last of him in a Chiefs uniform.

Secondly, I remember when people were calling Johnson the same names, for his alleged apartment sharing with music mogul Jay Z a few years back. Out of all the people, Johnson should know first hand how it feels to be called such names. I was always taught to treat people the way I want to be treated. How can you be comfortable with being so reckless in name calling, when you were on the other end of the spectrum not long ago?!


To be frank, Larry Johnson is a dumbass. He's ignorant, and lacks respect for others. Airing out frustrations due to a loss isn't how you deal with things. I'm not in the business of calling people names, but dude is a real douche bag. A suspension is definitely necessary and I'm glad the Chiefs are looking into the possibility of doing just that. Such actions shouldn't be tolerated.


Larry Johnson, Sitcho Dumb Azz Down and Grow Up!